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NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE FOR April 2008
 
 

BC Monthly

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April 2008

Today is going to be the best day of your life

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Things To Celebrate In April

  • Alcohol Awareness Month
  • Home Improvement Month
  • International Guitar Month
  • Keep America Beautiful Month
  • National Garden Month
  • Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month
  • Stress Awareness Month: A good time to book B.C.’s Stress Management Program


This Month’s Quote

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.
--Buddha (B.C.E. 568-488)


This Months Trivia

- Average Life Span of a professional football, when used in an NFL game, is 6 minutes, of an American male in 1900 was 46.3 years, of a dollar bill in circulation is 18 months or 4000 folds.
- The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 200 years.
- England's Stonehenge is estimated to be 1500 years older than Rome's Coliseum.
- If any of the heads on Mt. Rushmore had a body, it would be nearly 500 feet tall.  

We’re planning a seminar on how to speak with
confidence and without fear and how to add humor to your speeches. If you’re interested, please send an e-mail to bc@worldwidebc.com and put in the subject line Speaker Seminar and we will let you know when and where the event will be held.


Everyday ways to practice meditation
Here are some ways you can practice meditation on your own, whenever you choose. Take a few minutes or as much time as you like.
Breathe deeply. This technique is good for beginners because breathing is a natural function. Focus all attention on your breathing. Concentrate on feeling and listening as you inhale and exhale through your nostrils. Breathe deeply and slowly. When you feel your attention wander gently return your focus to your breathing.

The rest of the story: http://humortherapy.blogspot.com/


Teens And Feelings

By Sara Goudarzi

If you ever sense teenagers are not taking your feelings into account, it's probably because they're just incapable of doing so.

The area of the brain associated with higher-level thinking, empathy, and guilt is underused by teenagers, reports a new study. When considering an action, the teenage medial prefrontal cortex, located in front of the brain, doesn't get as much action as adults.

The rest of the story: http://parent-help.blogspot.com/


Political Pish-Posh

Sen. John McCain charged that the Senate was ignoring the will of the people when it rejected a one-year moratorium on earmarks that he co-sponsored. Sen. John McCain of Arizona has long been a vocal critic of earmarks.
The rest of the story: http://worldwidebc.blogspot.com/


Your Social Security

Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (and some older

ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe

it. Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson

on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat of

Republican. Facts are Facts!!!

The rest of the story: http://worldwidebc.blogspot.com/


Native American Proverb

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.


Humor You Can Use Anytime

  •  IRS – the last three letters in ‘theirs’. Ironic, isn’t it?

  • April is Home Improvement Month. Some of us can improve our home simply by moving out.

  • Thanks to the bank, my home was redecorated in early vacant. They repossessed my furniture.

 

  • I tried ice skating. I found out that the only way my feet go is apart.

  • I have a new title for the boss – fuehrer.


Find out about B.C.’s life with his two boys here:

http://daddyhood-worldwidebc.blogspot.com/


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http://storytellingandstorywriting.blogspot.com/


If you want to book B.C. for an upcoming event, please e-mail us: BC@worldwidebc.com