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March 2008

Today Is Going To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

The patron saint of Ireland lived over 1,500 years ago. When he was sixteen he was captured by Irish pirates and made a slave. He escaped and became a priest. Later he returned to Ireland and converted people to Christianity. About 92% of the people of the Republic of Ireland are Roman Catholic.

Things To Celebrate This Month

·                     American Red Cross Month

·                     Frozen Food Month

·                     Noodle Month

·                     Nutrition Month

·                     Peanut Month

·                     Women’s History Month

·                     Youth Art Month

This Month’s Quote

Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind. Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

The Advantages Of Laughter by B.C.

Laughter is a universal language. It’s a contagious emotion and a natural diversion. It brings other people in and it breaks down barriers. If you don’t believe it, try this next time you’re in a crowded room, just start laughing for no reason. Pretty soon someone else will join in, then someone else and someone else. And pretty soon the entire room will be laughing and having fun and they don’t know why. And you started it. That’s power. That’s the power of humor. Remember, we all have a sense of humor. It’s just that some of us don’t know or have forgotten how to use it. Use you sense of humor to your advantage.

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Stress: Unhealthy Response To The Pressures Of Life

Today's news includes round-the-clock coverage of natural and man-made disasters. Earthquakes and floods. Wars and terrorist attacks. Just 10 minutes of watching the news can make your stress level soar which is what the news is designed to do. That's why all the commercials on the news are for drugs that will help you get over the symptons that are caused by stress. http://humortherapy.blogspot.com/

Election Time

As I listen to the candidates for Pesident argue in the debates on TV I can't help but wonder, "Is this the best we have?"

John McCain says we may be in Iraq for the next hundred years. Since we shouldn't be there in the first place, I'm definately not voting for him.

Romney seems to only think from the neck up. He has no heart. All he has is millions of dollars. He has no idea what it's like in the real world. He's never been in it. http://worldwidebc.blogspot.com/

Native American Wisdom

Go Forward With Courage
When you are in doubt, be still, and wait;
when doubt no longer exists for you, then go forward with courage.
So long as mists envelop you, be still;
be still until the sunlight pours through and dispels the mists
-- as it surely will.
Then act with courage.
Ponca Chief White Eagle (1800's to 1914)

Jokes You Can Use Any Time, Anywhere

·         Usually I have a ton of fun, but the price of a ton is so high, now I just have a few pounds.

·         The seat of my pants are so baggy right now and It’s because the boss came in today and chewed out what used to be in them.

·         Smoking is bad for you so after sex, eat a tuna fish sandwich.

·         A London researcher claims that a leaf called the feverfew can provide faster relief for a migraine than anything else. I had such a terrible headache this morning I ate the whole tree. Who needs Bufferin when you’ve got sap?

·         Our government just spent $205,000 of our tax money to see if phone surveys work. And since most people hung up on them, they still don’t know.

For storytelling workshops and seminars for your school or library, call the WorldWideBC offices at 336-597-5310.

Check out B.C.’s Blog on life with his two boys.

http://daddyhood-worldwidebc.blogspot.com/

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