BC Monthly
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January 2007
Today is going to be the best day of your life
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Things To Celebrate In January
National Eye-Care Month
National Hot Tea Month
Innovative Thinking Month
Oatmeal Month
National Hobby Month
National Soup Month
Important Dates To Remember
¼: Trivia day
1/8: Elvis was born
1/13: World’s first radio broadcast
1/16: National Nothing Day
1/23: National Pie Day
1/26: Backwards Day
1/30/1969: Beatles last public appearance
This Month’s Quote
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
This Month’s Word
WORD: pestiferous pes-TIF-uh-ruhs (adjective) SYNONYMS: * bothersome
* annoying * troublesome
"No matter how many times one swats at the gnat, the winged creature refuses to surrender his pestiferous activity."
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down....Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....When they catch illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=47
Maybes
Maybe we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one
so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be
grateful for that gift.
Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we
look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has
been opened for us.
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This Month’s Trivia
The first golf car was invented in the late 1940s strictly for people with disabilities. Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=47
After Christmas Relaxation
The holidays are over. You can finally kick up your feet and rest. The kids will be happy for awhile with all their new toys and your spouse will be back at work and out of your hair. Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=47
A great website for herbs to help your mind and body work together http://www.mindbodyhealth.com/
Rules from God for 2008
1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24
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Native American Wisdom
Go Forward With Courage
When you are in doubt, be still, and wait;
when doubt no longer exists for you, then go forward with courage.
So long as mists envelop you, be still;
be still until the sunlight pours through and dispels the mists
-- as it surely will.
Then act with courage.
Ponca Chief White Eagle (1800's to 1914)
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads..."W I N A B A G E L"
For storytelling workshops and seminars for your school or library, call the WorldWideBC offices at 336-597-5310.
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Visit B.C.’s Blog at http://worldwidebc.blogspot.com/ and find out what’s going on with his two sons.
B.C. has a new Blog. Check it out at: http://humortherapy.blogspot.com/
A new blog about daddyhood.
http://daddyhood-worldwidebc.blogspot.com/
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