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December 2007

Today is going to be the best day of your life

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National Tie Month
Safe Toys & Gifts Month

National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month

This Month’s Quotes

* "Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." –Buddha

* Spend each day as if it were your last and you’ll be broke by sunset.

This Month’s Word

agelast  /AY-jel-ast/ (noun) someone who never laughs

LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT!
by Pragito Dove

As I sat in a restaurant one Sunday evening enjoying my pasta salad and the company of some friends, the sounds of giggles and laughter drifted over from the next table. We turned to see a family with two teenage daughters who had a bad case of the giggles. The father, obviously not in a good mood, became more and more exasperated with the girls' inability to contain their laughter. Finally, with a very serious straight face, he said, "That's enough laughing for the weekend, Julia."

Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=45

By Dr. Wayne W Dyer, Discovery Zone

When you are inspired by a great purpose, everything will begin to work for you. Inspiration comes from moving back in-spirit and connecting to the seven faces of intention. When you feel inspired, what appeared to be risky becomes a path you feel compelled to follow. The risks are gone because you are following your bliss, which is the truth within you. This is really love working in harmony with your intention. Essentially, if you do not feel love, you do not feel the truth, and your truth is all wrapped up in your connection to Spirit. This is why inspiration is such an important part of the fulfillment of your intention to live a life on purpose.

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Lakota Instructions for Living

Friend do it this way - that is,
whatever you do in life,
do the very best you can
with both your heart and mind.

And if you do it that way,
the Power Of The Universe
will come to your assistance,
if your heart and mind are in Unity.

When one sits in the Hoop Of The People,
one must be responsible because
All of Creation is related.
And the hurt of one is the hurt of all.
And the honor of one is the honor of all.
And whatever we do effects everything in the universe.

If you do it that way - that is,
if you truly join your heart and mind
as One - whatever you ask for,
that's the Way It's Going To Be.

passed down from White Buffalo Calf Woman

* Remember little girl, never accept a ride from a strange man. And all men are strange.

* My hometown is so small the Shoney’s Big Boy is a midget.

* I have a cold.  For the last three days my nose has been running better than my car.

* If ugly were electricity, (NAME’S) face could light up 100 Christmas trees.

* I got the ultimate gas saver for Christmas, a car without a motor.

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