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BC Monthly
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October 2007
Today is going to be the best day of your life
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Things To Celebrate In October
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Adopt-A-Shelter-Dog Month
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Energy Awareness Month
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Hunger Awareness Month
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National AIDS Awareness Month
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National Car Care Month
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National Dessert Month
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National Kitchen and Bath Month
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National Pizza, Pasta, Popcorn, Pork and Seafood Month
Special Days In October
10/2: 1959 The ‘Twilight Zone’ first aired.
10/16: Boss’ Day.
10/26:1947 Hillary Clinton’s birthday.
10/31: Halloween or All Hallows Eve
This Months Quote
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887)
This Month’s Word
WORD: ineffable in-EFF-uh-bull (adjective): Incapable of being expressed in words
Laughter
By Zig Ziglar
Laughter is a great stress reducer. If you have never read Norman Cousins’ account of his experience of self-healing as described in Anatomy of an Illness, I encourage you to do so. When diagnosed with an incurable illness, he brought a movie projector into his hospital room and watched reel after reel of old classic comedy movies, laughing himself into hysterics. He found he could relieve his otherwise significant pain on a consistent basis through laughter. That practice, along with some other novel therapies, resulted in his healing. He left his prestigious journalistic career and taught on the faculty of a major medical school about the power of the mind and emotions in healing the body of disease.
The rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=38
The 80/20 Rule
There is a proven statistic that can be applied to direct our activity towards the results that we desire. The statistical formula looks like this: 80% of our success comes from 20% of our activities. That means that 80% of our efforts contributes to only 20% of our success. When analyzing people who are struggling, it is quickly realized that they tend to focus on those activities that seem to generate the lowest results. Their day is consumed with the attending to those tasks which have little effect on the overall picture.The rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=39
How To Get What You Want
I recently read a book by Robert Conklin that was titled: How To Get People To Do Things. The very first line read, “So, to the degree that you give others what they want, they will give you what you want.” The reast of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=41
Earth, Teach Me
Earth teach me quiet ~ as the grasses are still with new light.
Earth teach me suffering ~ as old stones suffer with memory.
Earth teach me humility ~ as blossoms are humble with beginning.
Earth teach me caring ~ as mothers nurture their young.
Earth teach me courage ~ as the tree that stands alone.
Earth teach me limitation ~ as the ant that crawls on the ground.
Earth teach me freedom ~ as the eagle that soars in the sky.
Earth teach me acceptance ~ as the leaves that die each fall.
Earth teach me renewal ~ as the seed that rises in the spring.
Earth teach me to forget myself ~ as melted snow forgets its life.
Earth teach me to remember kindness ~ as dry fields weep with rain.
An Ute Prayer
Humor You Can Use Everyday
- I found a way avoid raking all the leaves this fall. I cut down all my trees.
- Last Halloween my wife showed up in curlers and face cream and wond first prize for scariest costume.
- If the best things in life are free, why are we paying for all this other crap?
- (NAME) is a flower child of the 60's. You can tell it, too. Today he's a blooming idiot. \
- My English teacher once told me to give her a sentence with an object. I said, “You’re beautiful.” She asked, “What’s the object?” I said, “To get better grades.”
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