BC Monthly
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September 2007
Today is going to be the best day of your life
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B.C.’s CD, “Something Old, Something New, Something Stupid” is now available to his subscribers of this newsletter for less than half price at $7.00 each. They sell for $15.00 in stores and at his shows. This is the last CD that BC recorded before switching to corporate/Christian humor. It has 9 songs and 45-minutes of live comedy recorded in an Indianapolis comedy club, over an hour of entertainment. Send check or money order made out to:
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115 Sunset Point
Semora, NC 27343
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Humor Therapy 101 for free. Shipping is free.
WARNING: This CD contains adult language and adult subject matter.
This Month’s Quote
“The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. The moment it arises all our hardnesses yield, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place” – Mark Twain
This Month’s Words
flexanimous fleks an' i mes (adjective) mentally flexible
nefandous nee fan des (adjective) unmentionable, unspeakable
Things To Celebrate In September
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Back To School time
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Baby Safety Month
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Children's Eye Health and Safety Month
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Classical Music Month
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Library Card Sign-Up Month
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Read-A-New Book Month
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Emergency Care Month
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Youth Month
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Be Kind to Sewing Month
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National Chicken Month
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Latino Heritage Month
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National Honey Month
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National Literary Month
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National Piano Month
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National Rice month
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Organic Harvest Month
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National Courtesy Month
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National School Success Month
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Pleasure Your Mate Month
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Self-Improvement Month - Learn to be FUNNY!
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Women of Achievement Month
Get B.C. a booking and he will give you 10% of what he makes. This works for churches also. Christmas is coming up, so here’s your chance to make some extra money. E-mail us for more info> bc@worldwidebc.com
Finding peace in the Spiritual marketplace
How do commited healers and teachers keep their intentions pure?
By Betsy Robinson
Excerpt from Spirituality & Health
Reprinted with Permission
It’s my effort and my goal to live as close to God realization as I possibly can—oneness. To have conflict, you need two-ness. You need two people, two ideas, two things that go up against each other. I don’t go up against anyone or anything. For the rest of the story, go here:
http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=35
B.C.’s new eBook is titled The Book Of First. It lists the first thing to happen on each day of the year; the first baseball game, the first town to use street lights, the first beatles appearance on TV, 365 firsts. Get it now. Go here and order. Or copy the link and paste it onto your browser.
http://www.worldwidebc.com/shopping_cart.php
Passionate Consciousness
Bill Harris
Up until about ago 40, I was definitely not living the life I loved. I was chronically angry, often depressed, and had one abysmal relationship after another, most ending in intense heartache. I had no real career and no idea how to create one. The direction of my life was down—at best, sideways.
For the reast of the story, go here: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=36
My Turn
By Dr. Wayne Dyer
The war in Iraq, specifically America's role of leadership in this war, is a painful invitation to ask ourselves what, if anything, we've learned from previous wars. I, like you, am revolted by the brutal killing of hundreds of thousands of innocent people during any war. For the rest of the story, go here: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=37
Native American Wisdom
Honor the sacred.
Honor the Earth, our Mother.
Honor the Elders.
Honor all with whom we share the Earth:-
Four-leggeds, two-leggeds, winged ones,
Swimmers, crawlers, plant and rock people.
Walk in balance and beauty.
Native American Elder
Things to Ponder
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Humor You Can Use Everyday
- If home is in the heart, then my boss’s heart needs re-decorating.
- I’ve had it with this cold weather. I’m taking my boss’s advice. I’m going to hell.
- Smoking is bad for you. So, after sex, eat a tuna fish sandwich.
- In an effort to combat inflation, my supermarket is putting toll booths on every aisle.
- My secretary never makes mistakes. That’s because she never works.
For storytelling workshops and seminars for your school or library, call the WorldWideBC offices at 336-597-5310.
Visit B.C.’s Blog at http://worldwidebc.blogspot.com/ and find out what’s going on with his two sons.
B.C. has a new Blog. Check it out at: http://humortherapy.blogspot.com/
