B.C. Monthly
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August 2007
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Things To Celebrate In August
* Back To School Time
* Children’s Vision and Learning Month
* National Catfish Month
* Romance Awareness Month
Special Days In August
8/13: Blame Someone Else Day.
8/14: 1945: Truman announced that the Japanese had surrendered.
8/15: National Failures Day and National Relaxation day.
8/16: 1977: Elvis, the King died (on the throne)
8/17: 1876: Davy Crockett was born on a mountain top in Tennessee.
8/17: May Day in honor of Mae West.
8/18: Bad Poetry Day.
8/19: National Aviation Day.
8/22: Be An Angel Day
8/25: Kiss And Wakeup Day.
8/26: Make Your Own Luck Day
8/29: More Herbs, Less Salt Day.
This Months Quotes
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle (384 BC–32BC)
Start booking now for Christmas. B.C. has a few dates left in December. Call us for avails: 336-597-5310
This Months Words
* proclivity: pro-KLIV-i-tee (noun):
A natural inclination; as, "he has a proclivity for exaggeration."
* transpicuous: tran spikyoo ess (adjective) easily
understood or seen through.
* Futz: futs (intransitive verb)
to spend time frivolously, lazily, or aimlessly.
For storytelling workshops and seminars for your school
or library, call the WorldWideBC offices at
The Golden Hour
Brian Tracy
You become what you think about most of the time. And the most important part of each day is what you think about at the beginning of that day.
Start Your Day Right. Take 30 minutes each morning to sit quietly and to reflect on your goals. You'll find when you read the biographies and autobiographies of successful men and women that almost everyone of them began their upward trajectory to success when they begin getting up early in the morning and spending time with themselves. Feed Your Mind With Positive Ideas. This is called the Golden Hour. The first hour sets the tone for the day. The things that you do in the first hour prepare your mind and set you up for the entire day. During the first thirty to sixty minutes, take time to think and review your plans for the future.
Some people live unhappy lives because they take themselves too seriously.
Yet once you strengthen and activate your sense of humor the world begins to change and your life can be more fun. Humor can lead to laughter which is a natural antidote to stress. Whatever you can laugh at will never have control over you.
 Laughter relaxes.
Laughter makes you feel good
Laughter keeps things in perspective.
Laughter breaks down barriers.
Sick Jokes, healthy workers.
Get B.C. a booking and he will give you 10% of what he makes. This works for churches also. E-mail us for more info> bc@worldwidebc.com
As You Think, So Shall You Be
Do you ever wonder why you never get what you want? Why your life isn’t going the way you expected it to go? Why you just can’t seem to get a break?
Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=33
Native American Wisdom
May the stars carry your sadness away,
May the flowers fill your heart with beauty,
May hope forever wipe away your tears,
And, above all, may silence make you strong.
Chief Dan George
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
Go here for the rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=34
A very self-important college freshman attending a football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and," pausing to take a drink of beer......
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany
and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little dumb ass, what are you doing for the next generation?"
I just love senior citizens!
Humor You Can Use Everyday
* My wife must think money grows on trees. She went out yesterday and bought a mink bikini.
* Here comes (NAME) and his indefatigable mouth.
* Superstition: If you see a chicken lying on its side it means it will rain. It also means that the chicken is probably dead.
* Nothing wakes me up quicker in the morning than that first cup of coffee being spilled in my crotch.
* I don’t need a job. I have a great past ahead of me.
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