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May 2007
Things To Celebrate In May
* National Barbeque Month
* National Hamburger Month
* National Bike Month
* National Salad Month
* National Strawberries Month
* Tavern Month
Let’s all get drunk and celebrate like some folks do everyday.
* Home Improvement Month
I can't afford a home to improve
* Radio Month
Remember the good ol’ days when radio was worth listening to?
* Humor Month
Remember the good ol’ days when humor didn’t consist of foul language?
On May 15th B.C. and Christian comedian Ronnie Wyatt will be doing a fund raiser for the March of Dimes at the Piedmont Community College in Roxboro, NC.
If you need a good, clean comedy show for your fund raiser, call
336-597-5310
This Months Word
Obtund: ob tund (verb) to dull
This Months Quote
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert Einstein
Getting Up One More Time
I have been a comedian for 20+ years working every dive in America from Maine to Florida, From Virginia to California and it finally hit me while working the comedy club in Madison, WI, “After 20-years in this business, I’m still working comedy clubs for a bunch of drunk 25-year-olds who think they know everything…
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4 Simple Anti-Aging Steps
By Donovan Baldwin
Anti-aging articles are all the rage these days, so I thought I would chip in my two cent's worth. Well, at a penny a tip, four cents. The rest of the story: http://www.worldwidebc.com/blog_details.php?record_id=23
A CHRISTIAN'S WAY TO REDUCE STRESS
An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."
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One morning you will never wake up.
Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!!
Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised
9/11
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident.
One of them Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change.
One's Car wouldn't start.
One went back to Answer the telephone .
One had a child that dawdled And didn't get ready as soon as he should have.
One couldn't Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. Now when I am stuck in traffic, Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ... all the little things that annoy me. I think to myself,
This is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment ... Next time your morning seems to be going wrong, The children are slow getting dressed, You can't seem to find the car keys, You hit every traffic light, don't get mad or frustrated; God is at work watching over you. May God continue to bless you With all those annoying little things and may you remember their possible purpose.
One Liners You Can Use Everyday
- Here comes another one of those three day weekends. The motorists answer to the population explosion.
- THINK! And never forget, the quickest way to lose your shirt is to put too much on the cuff.
- Our History books should be re-written. Today, the chief exports of the U.S. are wheat, soy beans and money.
- Remember, a great oak is simply a little nut that held its ground.
- When a woman loves a man he can make her do anything she wants to do.
Get B.C.’s book How To Be A Daddy, Not A Father. Order it here: http://www.worldwidebc.com/shopping_cart.php
If you love your children you’ll get it today. Go here for more info:
http://parent-help.blogspot.com/2006/08/if-you-have-children-about-to-have.html
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Start booking now for Christmas. B.C. has a few dates left in December. Call us for avails: 336-597-5310
